Although i am not a member of the ‘Expensive Sandwich Club’, i do have to admit i am a member of the ‘expensive cakes/pastry club’ (if there is one).

Every Monday afternoon before english extension we all go down to the places you buy them from and whore our selves out. Its unhealthy, yes, but tasty!

And they wonder why Australia is the fattest country of them all…

Anyways, yes the $9 sandwich cunts (like nathan) are annoying, but tea snobs can be worse. I enjoy making my own sandwiches and it’s not that hard to make a great sandwich. I worked at a deli before and sold $10 sandwiches/panini - it’s honestly $2 of stuff that goes into one. The Foccacia used in panini making costs a quarter, the meat and cheese are around $1.50 (for expensive prosciutto and swiss) and anything else costs just pennies.

If you spend $10 you can make 6+ of these sandwiches on your own, and you don’t need a fancy machine, it can be done with a George Foreman if you know how to cook them properly.

Anyone who spends that much on a sandwich deserves to be poor the next week. Though if you start a deli, $10 sandwiches would make you a killing.

Fuck sandwich whores. Long live the inexpensive (and more delicious by consequence) Sandwich.

I’m laughing.
But I’m a $9 sandwich cunt.
Alas.